The Orcs are in town... in fact I suspect they're in charge, and have been in charge for a little while...

Desperate times call for men of courage... men who can alternate between smoking a half ounce of old baccy with slaying a Balrog...

Watch out, watch out there's a Balrog about...

This is a case for a man who knows the difference between Orc hygiene and acceptable dishevelled

Stand aside Aragorn, the real hero of LOTR has a bigger pair of feet than you might expect...

No, not the fair elf lady, though she slay Dark Lords... oh hang on, I'm getting the plot confused now...

It is the chosen one who will win the hand of the loveliest in the Shire....

Let's hear it for the real hero of the Ring...

Friendship, Fellowship, the Love that is knowledge.

Oh, and Balrog-slaying Wizard-courage and wisdom.


Grazie

And not forgetting keeping walking uphill till the end of the day... the hard graft!